PSAS

Meet Sarah Carmen.

                  Think you know what’s wrong with her?              

             

Weight problems? nah.
The next Bond girl? nah.
America’s next top hustler? nah
AIDS? nah.

Grab those magnifying glasses of yours and feast your eyes on the very rare, very exotic female specimen of the 21st century:

The 200-orgasm-a-day girl – Sarah Carmen. 

Now the guys are gonna go ga-ga over her but LADIES, just before you start shrieking, “What a slut!”,
calm down for a second, coz she’s not what you think she is.

24-year-old Sarah is suffering from a very rare condition called the “Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome”, or PSAS for short.
No, she doesnt go sleeping with every guy. Slap you you naughty boys for thinking that!
Don’t you go thinking about sex all the time!

Below are the excerpts from her interview with a local reporter:

PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything.

The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh.

She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can’t take the credit—it was just talking about her sex life that set her off.

Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs.

She said: “Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don’t seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily.”

As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered.

“Sorry, you’ll have to excuse me for a minute. I’ll be with you in a sec,” she mumbled before letting out a long sigh.

Sarah, from London, developed PSAS after being prescribed anti-depressants at 19.

Stunned

She believes her condition was brought on by the pills.

She said: “Within a few weeks I just began to get more and more aroused more and more of the time and I just kept having endless orgasms.

“It started off in bed where sex sessions would last for hours and my boyfriend would be stunned at how many times I would orgasm.

“Then it would happen after sex. I’d be thinking about what we’d done in bed and I’d start feeling a bit flushed, then I’d become aroused and climax.

“In six months I was having 150 orgasms a day—and it has been as many as 200.”

She and her boyfriend split— and new partners struggle to keep up with her sex demands. “Often, I’ll want to wear myself out by having as many orgasms as I can so they stop and I can get some peace,” she said.

Sarah is a beautician and working in salons filled with whirring hairdryers and skincare gadgets can cause problems.

“If I start coughing and run to the loo, the girls know to fetch the client a magazine or a cup of tea,” she said, adding, “Sometimes I’d like to just have a normal life.”

Oh you’re done reading?
I was trying to picture myself having a convulsion while blowing my hair with a hair dryer.
hehe.
All togther now, aaahhhhhh!