Bottoms up!

Ok I think I had a drop too much.
My ears are burning and my back is freaking itchy now.
That always happens after I have too much alcohol.

It’s Yvonne’s birthday and her friends were like “bottoms up bottoms up if you don’t bottoms up you are not a man”.

I was at The Zone for the Rotary Club’s 56th Installation.
A new president was installed, Rotarian iforgotwhatshisname.
The whole ceremony was darn boring.
The royal family was there. The Sultan couldn’t make it, so his son was there to represent him.
Everybody had to raise their wine glasses and chant some stupid “Long live the king” verse when he was seated.
OH don’t we all just HATE royalties?

The people sharing the same table with me were all some hypocrates made out of plastic who loves gossiping,
except for the very lovely Fiona sitting next to me of course.
I simply couldn’t stand the way they talk, especially the-guy-who-thinks-he’s-a-cassanova.
No names here, erps, I don’t wanna get myself into trouble again for blogging.
For Pete’s sake he’s just a like social butterfly, flapping his powdery wings here and there, whispering into girls’ ears like a chee ko pek.
(he’s the guy who snapped a lot of pics of himself using your camera la Melanie)

I got my ass outta there at bout 11.30 p.m and sped to Yvonne’s party at 100km/hr in my super Kancil but it was too late, no more food and no more cakes.
In the end I just sat at the patio with some of yvonne’s friends sipping Chivas.
The guy who went ’bottoms up bottoms up” eventually got drunk I think,
coz he started talking darn loud and his wife had to go “shh shh” all the time.

Okay don’t get me wrong here, they’re not some uncles or aunties in their mid-thirties.
They’re actually just two or three years older than me,
but can you believe it, they’re actually married!  
The last time I remembered they barely knew each other, but now they’re actually expecting their 2nd kid.
Wow, talk bout pre-marital sex eh.

I was like damn paiseh lor.
All of them were like couple couple,
even Kelvin and Linda are getting married soon.
I can’t imagine when Wei Sheng is gonna propose to Yvonne. 

As for me…. I think I better stick to my Chivas Regal la.
Bottoms up!!